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All this fun for only $24!!

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Ha! Look at these shiny, fun dildos at a steal of a price! And yes, they are 100% silicone and handmade! 

Each style is currently available in one color plus black. The bases on these are a little narrow so if you are using in a harness, we suggest one with interchangeable rings (so you can use a snug one) or using the Dildo Stabilizer (see to the right for links)

Helix: 7.25" total length x about 1.25" at the widest

Curve: 7" total length x about 1.25" at the widest

Bumpy: 6.75" total length x about 1.5" at the widest

NoFrillDo is the "Cup Ramen with Veggies and an Egg" of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent.

 What are the best features of a NoFrillDo?

NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  • Every NoFrillDo has a shape causing them to occupy a set amount of space. This means they can be put in a hole, and the flared base means your doctor doesn't have to know.
  • A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  • NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink.
  • NoFrillDos can be cleaned with soap and water. No need for "toy cleaners". Just soap.
  • NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a nice, water-based lube of your choice.
  • A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really.


This toy is made of 100% silicone. Pure silicone  toys are non-porous and can be washed with soap and water or toy cleaner. Non-vibrating 100% silicone toys can be sterilized in boiling water or in the top rack of your dishwasher. 100% Silicone is latex & Phthalate-free and safe for most people with chemical sensitivities.

Additional Information

Life-like No
Size Varies
Color Varies
Manufacturer Funkit
Material Silicone
Length No
Width No

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